Okay, so, it’s crunch time at work as we are gearing up for the next quarter. Since, I generally get really goofy when I am sleep deprived and everything is funny, I thought I’d share something I found really funny. This would be great YouTube material. Someone who is unemployed would have to be the actor though...cause otherwise it would be great getting fired material too.
Reasons to give when caught sleeping at work.
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!
4. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
6. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work – related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?
7. Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. Did you know that the dude who invented the sewing machine, fell asleep from exhaustion when trying to figure out where to put the hole in the needle. He had a dream and in it he encountered the solution.
8. The coffee machine is broken…
9. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…
10. …in Jesus’ name, Amen.